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1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car),
Pepper Intrepid
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie),
Cookie`s N Cream :Chocolate chip
(oh yeaaa)
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
N-Fra
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal),
Navy Blue Equine
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Michelle Hammond
(hmm)
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Frani
(oh yea so star warsy)
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink),
The Purple Coke
(...)
9. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)
Cinnamon Skittles
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names ),
Ellen Allen
(Oh catchy, i think i spelled Allen wrong... )
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter),
Wells Washington
12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower).
Winter Orchid (how ironic)
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Strawberry Pjie
14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree),
Chicken Live Oak
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour"),
The art rain tour
Pick the number of the month you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I shot
5 - I killed
6 - I smoked with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I slept with
12- I killed
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a homo
07 - Barney the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a shoe
10 - a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a horse
14 - a condom
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a pornstar
18 - my lover
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a whore
22 - batman
23 - my crush
24 - an easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - ur grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how I roll
Black - because im sexy like that
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I love marijuana
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I have AMAZING boobs i had to choose today to wear my grey shirt, didn't i?
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because I had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Result: I ran naked with your dealer because I'm gay.
^Weird
Devious Comments
i banged a toothbrush because i'm gay
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"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."
-Casey Stengel
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House:Everybody Lies
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Sometimes the biggest mistakes,
can be the best damn thing
that ever happened to you
mind if i email this?
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"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."
-Casey Stengel
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House:Everybody Lies
...
Sometimes the biggest mistakes,
can be the best damn thing
that ever happened to you
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Happily Vacationing in the Land of Not Coping. . . .
Just a fool to believe I have anything she needs
Yea, doesn`t feel much different. but as time goes on it will.
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House:Everybody Lies
...
Sometimes the biggest mistakes,
can be the best damn thing
that ever happened to you
Hmm.
"I slept with a homo because that's how I roll."
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House:Everybody Lies
...
Sometimes the biggest mistakes,
can be the best damn thing
that ever happened to you
oh, & happy belated birthday
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"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."
-Casey Stengel
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